Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Sarah and the Pope

A joke making the rounds on the Net. I don't know who wrote it, but I wish I had!
Sarah Palin is invited to meet with the Pope while he is vacationing south of Rome in Venice.

The liberal press reluctantly watches the semi-private audience, hoping they will be able to get minimal coverage, if any.

The Pope asks Governor Palin to join him on a gondola ride through the canals of Venice.

They're admiring the sights and agreeing on moral issues when, all of a sudden, the Pope's hat (zucchetto) blows off his head and out into the water.

The gondolier starts to reach for the Pontiff's cap with his pole, but this move threatens to overturn the floating craft. Sarah waves the tour guide off, saying, 'Wait, wait. I'll take care of this. Don't worry.'

She steps off the gondola onto the surface of the water and walks out to the Pope's hat, bends over and picks it up. She walks back across the water to the gondola and steps aboard.

She hands the hat to the Pope amid stunned silence.

The next morning the topic of conversation on the Daily Kos, CBS News, NBC News, ABC News, CNN, MSNBC, the New York Times, among Hollywood celebrities, and in France and Germany is:

"Palin Can't
Swim."

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Better punch line:

"Palin is so full of hot air that she floats!"

conspirator said...

I really can't come up with anything better. At least it's not another Obama is the liberal jesus joke.

btw. http://www.soulcast.com/post/show/49031/10-Reasons-Jesus-was-a-Socialist

Chuck said...

LMAO

Hillarysmygirl08 said...

Very true lol that one earned a comment from the Obots because they know Sarah is a Superstar. She is also younger and cooler then old news Obama. Poor little Obama and his annoying lil supporters Obama is being overshadowed by another girl. No fair lol.