Monday, October 27, 2008

Obama MRI Reveals What "Change" Really Means

The following quotes were revealed via an MRI scan of Barack Obama's brain:

"While the miser is merely a capitalist gone mad, the capitalist is a rational miser."

"We should not say that one man's hour is worth another man's hour, but rather that one man during an hour is worth just as much as another man during an hour. Time is everything, man is nothing: he is at the most time's carcass."

"The theory of Communism may be summed up in one sentence: Abolish all private property."

"The rich will do anything for the poor but get off their backs."

"Machines were, it may be said, the weapon employed by the capitalists to quell the revolt of specialized labor."

"Landlords, like all other men, love to reap where they never sowed. "

"Our mutual value is for us the value of our mutual objects.Hence for us man himself is mutually of no value.

"The slave frees himself when, of all the relations of private property, he abolishes only the relation of slavery and thereby becomes a proletarian; the proletarian can free himself only by abolishing private property in general."

"The mode of production of material life conditions the social, political and intellectual life process in general. It is not the consciousness of men that determines their being, but, on the contrary, their social being that determines their consciousness."

In response to: McCain Admits Sharing 'Common Philosophy' With Bush

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