Monday, November 3, 2008

Top 5 Reasons Why McCain Will Win Tomorrow

Reasons why:
1. Conservatives don't participate in polls.
2. People have felt intimidated into saying they're supporting Obama.
3. Sarah Palin will produce a turnout of the base as never seen before.
4. Coal states have shifted toward McCain.
5. God is conservative.

Those 5 reasons will give McCain 5pts in the below swing-state polls:

Ohio FOX News/Rasmussen Obama 49, McCain 49 Tie

Ohio Strategic Vision (R) Obama 46, McCain 48 McCain +2

Ohio PPP (D) Obama 50, McCain 48 Obama +2

Ohio SurveyUSA Obama 48, McCain 46 Obama +2

Florida Quinnipiac Obama 47, McCain 45 Obama +2

Florida FOX News/Rasmussen Obama 49, McCain 50 McCain +1

Florida Strategic Vision (R) Obama 49, McCain 47 Obama +2

Florida PPP (D) Obama 50, McCain 48 Obama +2

Florida Reuters/Zogby Obama 48, McCain 46 Obama +2

North Carolina PPP (D) McCain 49, Obama 50 Obama +1

North Carolina FOX News/Rasmussen McCain 50, Obama 49 McCain +1

North Carolina SurveyUSA McCain 49, Obama 48 McCain +1

North Carolina Reuters/Zogby McCain 49, Obama 48 McCain +1

Virginia FOX News/Rasmussen Obama 51, McCain 47 Obama +4

Colorado FOX News/Rasmussen Obama 51, McCain 47 Obama +4

Missouri FOX News/Rasmussen McCain 49, Obama 49 Tie

Missouri SurveyUSA McCain 48, Obama 48 Tie

Missouri Reuters/Zogby McCain 46, Obama 47 Obama +1

Nevada PPP (D) Obama 51, McCain 47 Obama +4

Indiana PPP (D) McCain 48, Obama 49 Obama +1

Indiana Reuters/Zogby McCain 49, Obama 44 McCain +5

Game Over!

In response to: Afternoon Polling Update

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good call. :|

Anonymous said...

:|

Anonymous said...

Spot-on, dipshit. More evidence that you people don't THINK, you simply "have faith."

"God is a conservative," what a stupid and useless thing to say. That's a big part of the reason America doesn't trust a republican at the helm; no one wants to be aboard a vessel where the captain firmly believes that a mythological force will protect them from harm. "Oh, mighty poseidon, spare us from this calamity!" You guys forgot to sacrifice a horse, maybe that's where you went wrong.

Why don't you children crawl back in bed and pray for the next four years while the grown-ups attend to the very real problems facing our country and the world at the moment.